Why Dont You Get A Job

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[Verse 1]

N.C.
My friend's got a girlfriend
N.C.
Man he hates that bitch

(Only drums)
N.C.
He tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
N.C.
In the worst kind of way"

[Verse 2]
F
She sits on her ass
Bb
He works his hands to the bone
F                       C
To give her money every payday
F                                 Bb
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
F                   C       F
Well my friend, you gotta say

[Chorus]
F                            Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
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F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?

[Verse 3]
F                              Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F                              C
To keep her bill collectors at bay
F                              Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F                     C              F
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

[Chorus]
F                            Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?

[Break]
Bb
Well I guess it ain't easy
                 F
Doing nothing at alllllllll  ohhhh yeahhhh
Bb
But hey man free rides just don't
       G            C
Come along every day (Let me tell you about my other friend now)

[Verse 4]
F
My friend's got a boyfriend
        Bb
Man she hates that dick
F                     C
She tells me every day
F                            Bb
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
F                   C        F
Well my friend, you gotta say

[Chorus]
F                            Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?

[Other]
F                                Bb
I won't give you no money, I'll always pay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C         C    F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
N.C.
(Hey that's something everyone can enjoy)