Why Don't You Get a Job

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My friend's got a girlfriend
                 Bb
Man he hates that bitch
 F               C
He tells me every day
F                                 Bb
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
F             C       F
In the worst kind of way"

F
She sits on her ass
                          Bb
He works his hands to the bone
F                       C
To give her money every payday
 F                                     Bb
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well my friend
 C        F
You gotta say

         F                     Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
 F               C         F
Na-na why don't you get a job
 F                         Bb
Say no way, say no way, no way
 F                C        F
Na-na why don't you get a job

 F                                    Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
 F                             C
To keep her bill collectors at bay
 F                                  Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
 F                      C           F
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

         F                     Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
 F               C         F
Na-na why don't you get a job
 F                         Bb
Say no way, say no way, no way
 F                C        F
Na-na why don't you get a job

Bb                                      F
Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
Bb                                       G
But hey man free rides just don't come along
       C
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

 F                                         Bb
My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
F               C
She tells me every day
F                                    Bb
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
F
Well my friend
    C     F
You gotta say

F                                Bb
I won't give you no money, I'll always pay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C         C    F
Na na, why don't you get a job?