Plus Ones

Intro: D


D                G              Em    G
No one wants to hear about your 97th tear,
             Bm             G
so dry your eyes or let it go
           A                Em             G            A                Em
uncried, my dear. I am all out of love to mouth into your ear, and not above
           G         A                 Em           Em* G* A*
letting a love song disappear before it's written.
          D              G            Em        G
    And no one wants a tune about the 100th luftballoon that was seen
Bm                  G             A             Em                G
shooting from the window of your room, to be a spot against the sky's
        A                   Em               G                  A
colossal gloom and land, deflated, in some neighbor state that's strewn with
   Em         Em  G  A
99 others.




  Em               A                      D              A                Em
     8 Chinese brothers; well, there's a reason why the last is smiling wide
             G              A
and sitting higher than the others,
               Em          G A
swinging his arms.




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D                G              Em    G
You would probably die before you shot up 9 miles high
         Bm             G                  A
Your eyes dilated as light played upon the sight
 Em             G            A
Of TVC16 as it sings you goodnight
 Em            G                  A
Relaxed as hell and locked up in cell 45
Em                        Em  G  A
I hope you're feeling better



Em               A
51st way to leave your lover
 D              A                Em                G              A
Admittedly, it doesn't seem to be as gentle or as clean as all the others
 Em                                                             G A
Even a scars all in the after hours of some Greenpoint bar



D                           G              Em                  G
I told you, I can't listen, baby, 'bout the 4th time you were a lady
             Bm             G                  A
and how your forthrightness betrayed a secret shyness
Em                       G                     A
Stripped away by days of being hailed as "your highness"
               Em            G                  A
And what's new pussycat, as you were once a lionness
Em                   Em G  A
They cut your claws out



D            G              Em                  G
Kitten, not everyone's keen on lighting candle 17,
             Bm             G                     A
the party's done, the cake's all gone, the plates are clean
                Em               G             A
The chauffeur's leering from the cheerless mezzanine
                Em             G                  A
And in just one year, this straight world could pay to see
Em                        Em  G  A
what they have been missing


Em                                   A
You were caught kissing 8 chinese brothers
                 D              A                Em                G              A
Well, there's a reason why the last is smiling wide and sitting higher than the others
Em               G A
Stinking with charm



Em                                               A
And he says, "Lets get lost, let them send out alarms
Em                                          A
He says, "Let's get crossed out and come to harm"
Em                                            A
"Lets make the world's stupidest stand and truly mean it
Em                                   A
Lets hit the limit of loss over lover's arms
Em
No, lets exceed it"