Stoned

Em  D  C  Em  D  C


[Verse 1]
                       G       C  
Well, I must have been stoned when
                  G        C  G
 this whole thing started
      C                         
Cause I just can't seem to think 
           G       C  G
straight anymore
  C
Can't figure out where I'm at
      G              D
Maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico
Em                          C    
I think you're swell, but I ain't
                D
 gonna tell you so
Em                             C 
I think you're great, but it's 
                  D
late and I'd better go


[Verse 2]
D             G
Hitchhiked to Rhome
Continúa después del anuncio
C                   G             
Take a Greyhound to Fredricksburg
 C  G

C                                 
Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been
                  G       C  G
 smoking butts for days
C
You say, "Maybe you can stay with 
me"
        G                       
I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous 
 D
plan"
Em                          C    
You're quite a woman, but I don't
               D
 wanna be your man
Em                         C     
You're quite a kisser, but listen
           D
 close and understand


[Verse 3]
D                G
Take a letter to God
C                  G        C  G
"Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfied
C                                 
Well it ain't Your fault they keep
                    G       C  G
 pouring salt on my heart"
C
All's I need is a brief reprieve
            G                  
I keep leaving, I ain't gettin' 
  D
nowhere
Em                       C   
Won't you linger, let me run my 
                        D
fingers through your hair?
Em                    C          
Won't you stay? I can play like I
       D
 don't care
Em                         C     
I think you're dope, and I hope 
                 D
I'm making myself clear
Em                            C  
I think you're fly, and that's 
                     D
why I'm getting out of here


[Otro]
D                      G       C
Well, I must have been stoned
C                      G       C  G
Well, I must have been stoned