The Haylor Song Trouble Parody

Intro-
C

C
once upon a time, once albums were debuted
F
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew
Am                              F
She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.

C
at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off
     F
she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.
    Am                 F                        C
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.

F                 Am
But she’s still here, in the city.
           F              -stop
now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS:
(*one strum)
       Am*             F*                        F*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
    C        F      Am
how could we allow
           F*                 F*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
      C      F
it seems he’s her’s now.
Am              F                        F
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
  C        F   Am
so shame on us now
           F                   F
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile
        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

Am  F   F            C        F      Am
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Verse 2:
C
now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square
   F
the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.
       Am                                F
he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.
     C
We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street
  F
but all she really wants, is a track for her cd
    Am                    F                C
i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.
        F                 Am
She’s so anal, a control freak
            F                      F -once
when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.

CHORUS:
(*one strum)
       Am*             F*                        F*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
      C      F
it seems he’s her’s now.
           F*                 F*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

    C        F      Am
how could we allow
           F                   F
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile
        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.
Hook:

Am  F   F            C        F      Am
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Bridge:

        Dm*                Am*
and the saddest fear, comes creeping in
         Dm*
that we’d be pissed off,
  F*               F*      F
if he loved anyone, or anything, yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS #2:
Am              F                        F
and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles
   C        F      Am
my dashboard hates her
           F                   F
let’s just say this sh*t better be worthwhile
     C      F
cause if he dates her
        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials
        C            F         Am
and write an album with his name on file

Am  F   F            C        F      Am
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble