Its A Boy

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[Verse 1]
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"Let's start with the baby's gender
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Do you know what you both want?"
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"Well, we discussed it and we're 
pretty sure
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We'd like to have a boy."
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"OK, that's fine..."

[Verse 2]
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"6'2" with perfect vision
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Good teeth and even skin
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Block the addiction gene
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And quarantine his temper if you 
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can..."
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"OK, we'll see..."

[Chorus]
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"He needs a homing chip put deep
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 inside his wrist
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In case somebody tries to steal 
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our little prince..."

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"You're not the first in line
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And I don't have a lot of time
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If you look, I'm sure you wouldn't 
mind
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To pick one of our stock designs
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I'll leave it with you..."

[Verse 3]
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"He shouldn't have to go to school
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Like all those people off the grid
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He needs a good head start
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Like every single other normal kid
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I'm sure we'll find a way to pay...

[Chorus]
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He needs a humor chip, put it 
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second on the list -
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For when he's old enough to 
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realize where he is
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And if we can't afford to give 
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him what he's worth
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Just make sure that he's strong 
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enough to work..."

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"You're not the first in line
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And I'm running out of time
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I can recommend a friend of mine
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Who deals with our low budget line

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But if you want to make him right
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So he has a better life
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You can sign us back his human 
rights
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And get him now for half the price
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It's a pretty good deal..."