Guggenheim Love

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[Verse 1]
G            C
 Nothing you have to say
      F                 D
Could possibly change my mind
G                 C
 I'm calling your bluff
                F   D
I'm drawing the line
Em          G
 But if you ask me nice
    A              C
You know I'll probably stay
Em                 G
 And listen to you tell me why
         A                  C
I should sit here while you say 
"Blah blah blah
G         C
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
F                   D
Blah blah blah blah blah
G          C
 Blah blah blah blah blah
     F                  D
Blah blah!" For half an hour

[Verse 2]
G                C
 I've heard this all before
   F              D
So I won't listen anymore
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 I'm getting tired of all these 
D    C D
games
G              C
 You care much less for me
         F               D
Than you care about this gallery
Em            C                 
 At least you don't forget their
D    C D
 names

[Chorus 1]
G             C
 Damn it all, Marc Chagall
   F            D
We must rely on protocol
Em            C              D C D
 I dunno what I was thinking of
G        C
 Oh man, Paul Gaugin
  F               D
I try but I can't understand
Em            C                  
 What made me fall in Guggenheim 
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love, Guggenheim love

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[Verse 3]
G                    C
 You can't go to the Guggenheim
   F               D
Without me by your side
G                  C
 You're looking at art
                  F D
I'm along for the ride
Em            G
 You point at every wall
    A            C
And whisper in my ear
Em                G
"God, that guy is so overrated!"
    A          C
But all I ever hear is "Blah blah 
blah
G         C
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
F                   D
Blah blah blah blah blah
G          C
 Blah blah blah blah blah
     F                  D
Blah blah!" For half an hour

[Verse 4]
G                   C
 Stop talking about composition
     F                  D
Or I swear you're gonna need a 
physician
Em             C           D   C D
 You and I are never gonna last
G        C
 I wanna smash your face
      F                D
Every time you mention negative 
space
Em C          D       C D
   Talk about contrast

[Chorus 2]
G         C
 Hey hey, Claude Monet
  F                     D
I just don't know quite what to say
Em            C              D C D
 I dunno what I was thinking of
G            C
 Good grief, Georgia O'Keeffe
  F             D
I come to you beyond belief
Em            C                  
 What made me fall in Guggenheim 
D   C D
love (Guggenheim)

[Verse 5]
G             C
 You hailed a cab and left
      F               D7
And I took the subway home
G                     C
 I got some peace and quiet
                 F   D7
Now I'm finally alone
Em                  G
 But it's like some strange disease
     A            C
That takes away my choice
Em                       G
 I gotta call you on the telephone
   A               C
So I can hear your voice while you 
say
G          C
"Blah blah blah blah blah
     F                   D
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
G          C
 Blah blah blah blah blah
     F                  D
Blah blah!" For half an hour

[Chorus 3]
G         C
 Hey hey, Claude Monet
       F                D7
I just don't know quite what to say
G            C
 Good grief, Georgia O'Keeffe
  F             D7
I come to you beyond belief
G       C
 Oh no, Vincent Van Gogh
F                   D7
Where did all those Q-Tips go
G            C
 Good golly, Salvador Dali
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"Ding!" went the bell and 
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"Clang!" went the trolley
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Damn it all, Marc Chagall
N.C.
We must rely on protocol
Em                 C              
 Heaven knows what I was thinking 
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of
G        C
 Oh man, Paul Gaugin
  F               D
I try but I can't understand
Em            C                  
 What made me fall in Guggenheim 
D   C
love
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Guggenheim love