Wazer Wifle!!

Hello
I'm Biwwy
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

Wanna buy my Wazer

Yo
Scav team city
22 fiddy
Chubs mc fats and my best friend biwwy
And im diggin through the bag of a dead slave really
All I got is a broke 10 mil, now gimme
I'm safe in the dark, no gun means danger
Can't take the chance to be saved by thе stranger
Or be discoverеd by an outcast ranger
Mysterious
(You look like you're handy wit da weapon)
Fucking aye right, did you find something worth it?
Something I can use a shotgun surgeon?
It's urgent, I'm hurting we need to put work in-
What the fuck is this?
God damn Biwwy what the fuck you just give me
It's heavy and the kick when it shoots tries to kill me
It's even got cells
God damn be the next man lookin like a sucker
Hello mother-fucker

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

I'm a cwazy wival wit a Wazer Wifle
Trying to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival
From NV to DC super mutants run from me
The Psycho is strong and my pack is done charging
Click click clank zip zip zoop zap
And another one turns to dust over caps
Kill or be killed or become something worse
Try my tri-beam burst
StealthBoy ready gotta get passed the Deathclaw
All my Ghoulies at the party waiting for their alcohol
I gotta go now though I'm over-encumbered
I got a Bottlecap Mine just incase I get discovered
I'm not concerned I got a ninja perk
A bloody mess gun nut demolitions expert
Always puttin in work just to earn my worth
On this radiated planet called Earth

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

(Sir, I strongly advise you stay away from that)
Shut up,robot, you don't tell me what to do
I gotta loot this body real quick
Might have something worth while
(Yes, sir)
Oh man, it's just a holotape
Looks pretty old though
Might as well see what it says

I'm second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann
First battalion of the Paladin regiment
Sent on a mission to the Capital Wasteland
To retrieve technology and vital information
With occasional resistance by the super mutants
Our energy weapons make sure our point is proven
With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like
Another ash pile
It's one of a kind and it's mine all mine
And I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine
But that's fine I'm sure someone will find it
On my cold dead corpse in the future sometime
But right now there is more on my mind
Like the rocket launcher that I just saw fired
In my general direction by a super mutant
So I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
Like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my Wazer Wifle
Like bam!

Hot damn
Laser beams a must
Everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like bam!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
In wasteland we trust
With my wazer Wifle
Hello, I'm Biwwy
Like bam!
Wazer Wifle
Like bam!
Wazer Wifle
Like bam!
Wazer Wifle
Like bam!
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
Like bam!
Bye now