Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do jack
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Without the man up on my back

[Verse 1]
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Now heaven would be a DJ, 
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Spinning dub all night long
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And Heaven would be just kickin' 
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back, With Jesus packing my bong
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And if you don't believe in Jesus 
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and Mohammed or Buddha too
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And while the world is warring, 
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We'll just sit back and laugh at 
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you
Singing

[Chorus]
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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do jack
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Without the man up on my back

[Verse 2]
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Now when most people think of 
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heaven, They see those pearly gates
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But I looked a little closer, And 
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there's a sign saying Do Not Skate
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So if you wanna come to my heaven,
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 Well we're all gonna have a ball
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And everyone you know is welcome, 
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'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

[Chorus 2]
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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do shit
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Without the man fucking with it

[Bridge]
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And then I got to the gate
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Pulled out a list that I'd been 
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calling fate
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I'm sorry friend you can't come in
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You gotta a list here that doesn't 
end
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You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
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You teaching any classes in how to 
cope
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I'll find a place to rest my head
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I'd rather be alone now that I'm 
dead
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Like Christian Hossoi way back in 
87'
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We'll be busting Christ air's until 
we get to Heaven
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You think I really care that I 
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missed Biology
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Got my education in stale fishology
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With all your rules you gots to 
chill
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I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
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I'm gonna twist out cause I got the 
skills
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I'm gonna twist out cause I got the 
skills,
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got the skills, got the skills
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Heaven is a halfpipe

[Chorus]
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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do jack
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Without the man up on my back

[Chorus 2]
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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do shit
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Without the man fucking with it

[Chorus]
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If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do jack
    Eb      Ab           Eb   Ab
Without the man up on my back

[Chorus 2]
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If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab            
'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do shit
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Without the man fucking with it

[Chorus 2]
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If I die before I wake
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At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't 
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do shit
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Without the man fucking with it