Santa's Creepy Secret

spoiled one got your heart set
hoping for a brand new bike
getting anxious just you wait and see
mommy please, everybody's got one
i hope you like working
'cause it's never gonna come
you promised me
someone's telling lies
they used to lie to me
someone's telling lies
expectation from the chimney
freaking disguise
because with lots to see
tinsel dreams of what they promised me
i'm on a merry go mission
with a carousel team
i hate to be the one
there is no santa claus
no santa claus
i hate to be the one that tells you
don't believe in phony fairy tales
gamma ray gun
space flight to six ten
flying over your head
headed straight to your friend
you're so lucky
now you're all grown up
with a badge and a gun
fighting crime in december
brings you tainted memories
if you got what you wanted
then you might be nice
you'll get your christmas wish
when you sleep with a fish
i hate to be the one
there is no santa claus
i hate to be the one
that tells you
don't believe in phony fairy tales
space flight to six ten
so holiday cheer
to the fine reindeer
and all the other crap
that goes with that
i'm sorry to say
so be careful whose lap you sit upon
you just might turn kris kringle on
your whispers they may, may, may
you'll get your christmas wish
when you sleep with a fish