Neutrogena Spektor

C                   Dm
- That guy with the clear fucking 
skin
        F
And the nice denim pants
       F
Man, I wanna be him
       C
But my bony-ass self
               Dm
Lookin' like a pterodactyl
  F
A huge fucking asshole
F
I wanna go back home


[Pre-Chorus]
C                Em            F
- Wouldn't it be nice if I was easy 
on the eyes?
    D                           F
But honestly, I couldn't give a fuck
 and I feel fine


[Chorus]
       C     G
Wuh-uh-uuuuh-uuuuh
    Dm                    F
I'm never gonna look that way
       C     G
Wuh-uh-uuuuh-uuuuh
      Dm                  F
And I think that that's okay
     Am          Abm             
This cystic acne doesn't look so 
G                 Dm
good when it's on me
    F                G            
But I don't care, it really 
            C
doesn't matter to me


Continues after the ad
[Interlude]
        F             G
E-e-e-e-eee - E-e-e-e-eee
        Am     F
E-e-e-e-eee
        F             G
E-e-e-e-eee - E-e-e-e-eee
        Am     F   B
E-e-e-e-eee


[Verse 2]
C                   Dm           
- That guy with the best fucking 
                F
friends (That's me)
                  F             
They make me feel loved and they 
             C
make mе happy
                D
I could make my whole life
                     F             
I could nеver try to be the epitome
    F
 of what you think is pretty


[Pre-Chorus]
C                Em               
- Wouldn't it be nice to look like 
 F
I'm a movie star?
                  D               
Honestly, I don't wanna be and my 
F
life feels up to par


[Bridge]
   F                 Em        
So I don't need your standard of 
       D
your beauty
             Am                F
To feel like I'm the best version of
 me
     Em
That you could see
  D              Am
I feel that already
        F                 Em
There's nothing you could do or say
   D                 Am
To make me feel some type of way
     F              Em         
I've heard it all before, you're 
              F
eight years late


[Chorus]
    C     G
Wuh-uuuuh-uuuuh
    Dm                    F
I'm never gonna look that way
    C     G
Wuh-uuuuh-uuuuh
      Dm                  F
And I think that that's okay
     Am          Abm             
This cystic acne doesn't look so 
G                 Dm
good when it's on me
    F                G            
But I don't care, it really 
            C
doesn't matter to me


[Other]
   C                 Dbm
It doesn't matter to me
   C                 Dbm
It doesn't matter to me
Dbm    C
No, it doesn't matter to me
Dbm    C
No, it doesn't matter to me
C
Yeah