Dansei Kaihou Sengen (translation)

Declaration of Men's Liberation

A man is a slave
A woman is the master
Ever since the beginning of history
Nothing has changed

Why don't you realize this
Such a simple reality

Do you want to be free?

Women are free, ever since they're born.

Don't you realize that yet?

The one who isn't free is y-o-u.

Did you ever think that women were stupid? They can't drive cars
properly,
they can't find their way around places, they can't work, and they don't
know
anything about politics.

But you see, the master doesn't need to know all those things.

The one who has to know all those things is the slave.

The master can play if she gets an exellent slave. She can eat delicious
things at noon, and go sing karaoke with her friends... if a man did
those
things, what would you think? They'd think it was useless things!

That's right, it's because a man is a slave.

You buy us clothes, you build homes, you even give away charity.

But it's all unnecessary things. The truth is, you want to remain being
a
slave, don't you? You want to show that you are a good slave and then
find a
pretty master and to do her work, don't you?

Is your wife pretty?

Is that so?

That's pretty good for a slave.

Yes, I think I'll let you continue being a slave...

Work is for a man, too
War is for a man, too
Inviting one into bed
That is a man's job, too

Ever since the beginning of history
The same bait works

Become free.

Don't try so hard.

Just relax.

Let's be free.