Surgery

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Why not be an operator,
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Cut it now and sew it later,
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Surgery is where the heavy dough
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 is.
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If a patient’s got ptomaine,
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You can free him from the pain,
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Soon as you discover where the 
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toe is.


[Chorus]
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Surgery, Surgery,
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First you slice and then you stitch,
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Cut it out and you’ll be rich,
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Surgery, Surgery,
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There’s no peril, keep it sterile,
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Surgery.


[Verse 2]
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Why waste time in diagnosis
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Life can be a bed of roses
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And you never have to work your 
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rear off
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Your stream of life will soon be 
ripple-less
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If he comes in with Erysipelas
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All you have to do is take his 
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ear off.



[Chorus]
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Surgery, Surgery,
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First you slice and then you stitch,
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Cut it out and you’ll be rich,
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Surgery, Surgery,
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There’s no peril, keep it sterile,
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Surgery.


[Verse 3]
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Wiseguy patients never tease ya,
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When they’re under anesthesia,
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Surgery cuts down their jeering 
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laughter
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Keep your Mayo stand in order,
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Slash away and give no quarter,
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Suture yourself and suture them 
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thereaf-ter.


[Chorus]
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Surgery, Surgery,
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First you slice and then you stitch,
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Cut it out and you’ll be rich,
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Surgery, Surgery,
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There’s no peril, keep it sterile,
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Surgery.



[Verse 4]
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If a scratch has suppurated,
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Surgery is indicated
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What he hasn’t got won’t give him 
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trouble,
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Get his family to sign
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The cut along the dotted line
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And even if you’re wrong they’ll 
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pay you dou-ble.


[Chorus]
F        G7
Surgery, Surgery,
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First you slice and then you stitch,
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Cut it out and you’ll be rich,
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Surgery, Surgery,
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There’s no peril, keep it sterile,
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Surgery.


[Verse 5]
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Be it wart, keloid or cancer,
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Surgery should be your answer,
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Even if it’s just a wee biop-sy
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Let this practice rule your life
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And though they call you Mack The 
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Knife
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Your bank account will grow and 
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grow like top-sy.



[Chorus]
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Surgery, Surgery,
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First you slice and then you stitch,
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Cut it out and you’ll be rich,
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Surgery, Surgery,
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There’s no peril, keep it sterile,
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Surgery.