Surgery
Oscar Brand
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Dm A7 Why not be an operator,Dm Gm Cut it now and sew it later,Dm A7 Dm Surgery is where the heavy doughA7 is.Dm A7 If a patient’s got ptomaine,Dm Gm You can free him from the pain,Dm A7 Soon as you discover where theDm C7 toe is. [Chorus]F G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 First you slice and then you stitch,F Cut it out and you’ll be rich,G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile,F Surgery. [Verse 2]Dm A7 Why waste time in diagnosisDm Gm Life can be a bed of rosesDm A7 And you never have to work yourDm A7 rear offDm A7 Your stream of life will soon be ripple-lessDm Gm If he comes in with ErysipelasDm A7 Dm All you have to do is take hisC7 ear off. [Chorus]F G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 First you slice and then you stitch,Continúa después del anuncioF Cut it out and you’ll be rich,G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile,F Surgery. [Verse 3]Dm A7 Wiseguy patients never tease ya,Dm Gm When they’re under anesthesia,Dm A7 Surgery cuts down their jeeringDm A7 laughterDm A7 Keep your Mayo stand in order,Dm Gm Slash away and give no quarter,Dm A7 Suture yourself and suture themDm A7 thereaf-ter. [Chorus]F G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 First you slice and then you stitch,F Cut it out and you’ll be rich,G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile,F Surgery. [Verse 4]Dm A7 If a scratch has suppurated,Dm Gm Surgery is indicatedDm A7 What he hasn’t got won’t give himDm A7 trouble,Dm A7 Get his family to signDm Gm The cut along the dotted lineDm And even if you’re wrong they’llA7 Dm A7 pay you dou-ble. [Chorus]F G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 First you slice and then you stitch,F Cut it out and you’ll be rich,G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile,F Surgery. [Verse 5]Dm A7 Be it wart, keloid or cancer,Dm Gm Surgery should be your answer,Dm A7 Dm A7 Even if it’s just a wee biop-syDm A7 Let this practice rule your lifeDm And though they call you Mack TheGm KnifeDm Your bank account will grow andA7 Dm A7 grow like top-sy. [Chorus]F G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 First you slice and then you stitch,F Cut it out and you’ll be rich,G7 Surgery, Surgery,C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile,F Surgery.