Flatfoot Sam

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[Verse 1]
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Flatfoot Sam bought an 
automobile..no money down, it was a 
real good deal.
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Didn't wanna work, just ride around 
town..finance company put his feet 
on the ground.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in
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 a jam.


[Verse 2]
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Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar 
bill..he told the judge, he did it 
for a thrill.
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He got sixty days, suspended 
fine..he thanked judge for being so 
kind.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in
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 a jam.


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[Verse 3]
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Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job..the 
very same day the place got robbed.
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The cats got away, they couldn't be 
found..they picked up Sam and they 
dragged him down.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in
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 a jam.


[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck 
game..the dice got switched, Sam got
 the blame.
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He pulled a gun, shot out the 
light..everybody hollered, run for 
your life.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in
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 a jam.


[Verse 5]
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Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree..he
 married a gal weighed 603.
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She spent all his money, sold all 
his land..next thing she did, she 
got another man.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in
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 a jam.


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