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[Verse 1]
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Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile..no money down, it was a real good deal.
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Didn't wanna work, just ride around town..finance company put his feet on the ground.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam.


[Verse 2]
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Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill..he told the judge, he did it for a thrill.
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He got sixty days, suspended fine..he thanked judge for being so kind.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam.


[Verse 3]
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Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job..the very same day the place got robbed.
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The cats got away, they couldn't be found..they picked up Sam and they dragged him down.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam.


[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game..the dice got switched, Sam got the blame.
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He pulled a gun, shot out the light..everybody hollered, run for your life.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam.


[Verse 5]
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Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree..he married a gal weighed 603.
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She spent all his money, sold all his land..next thing she did, she got another man.
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Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam.


[Outro]
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