Hoes no Jutsu

飛翔いたら 戻らないと言って
目指したのは 白い 白い あの雲
突き抜けたら みつかると知って
振り切るほど 蒼い 蒼い あの空

I'm in Japan, need some help, 'cause the subtitles ain't there
I just need to find the maid cafe, I'm asking people where
In my room I'm pulling hoes, 'cause I bought that gaming chair
Taking Kaede to the zoo just to see the panda bears
2D waifus on me and they calling me: Senpai
Hop on incognito and we watching some Hentai
Filter out the tags 'cause I like massive oppai

Nutted in two seconds because she is so fine
Needed some spice so I nutted in the lean (lean)
Clapping all these cheeks like, I'm playing tambourines (what?)
Beating up my meat, that's my daily routine (-tine)
Marin Kitagawa step on me I'm your trampoline (yeah)
Reading doujins on the daily, yeah, you know we going crazy (ay)
I be stacking up my Manga, yeah I got 280 (what?)

Anime is what I'm craving, I'm a weeb so I ain't bathing (ay)
Figurines cost twenty bands but you know that I'm still paying
Ay, L ratio on your waifus cause they trash
Looking like she Sakura because that chest be looking flat
Binging anime, got no time to touch grass
Family tree messed up again 'cause my grandma is my dad

My imouto just like Kirino, she screaming: 気持ち
I just want a 2D girl, please I'm begging on my knees
Man, I'm stuck in the friend zone, we 友達s
And she slobbering on my knob and she saying: 美味しい
Bunny Girl Senpai, yeah, that ending gave me pain
Body pillows in the whip and I'm swerving through these lanes (skrrt)
And you know Marin bad when she wear that cosplay

I would let her smack my balls like we playing rhythm games
All these waifus dying 'cause they getting hit by Truck-kun
Can't get past one day without beating it to a cartoon
Smacking Chun-Li's ass guess we both know kung-fu
Choji getting fatter every day like a balloon
Watching Hentai on the daily, yeah, you already know
That I failed No-Nut-November like fourty days in a row
And Hinata lookin' fine I'ma steal her from Naruto

Lana Rhoades got nothing on me and my 2D hoes, ay
Cop a Hentai body pillow of Chizuru you know I gotta
Marin, Rem, and Zero-Two up on me chilling in the sauna
All my anime we caught up, 2D girls I got a lot of
And my waifu Mai up in my bed she saying: あら あら
Hey, where the beat go?

飛翔いたら戻らないと言って
目指したのは 白い白いあの雲
突き抜けたら 見つかると知って
目指したのは 蒼い蒼いあの空