This Lamb Sells Condos

Bm                          D
No hope for the village, no hope for
 the village
G                                 
There's a merchant in our midst 
         Em
and with a barrel fist
Bm                                
He's coloured every surface, he's 
D
slapped up a portrait
G                                  
And yes, it is his own! He's gonna 
Em
take your home!
Bm                         D
Have you seen our visitor? Look! 
Over the treetops!
G                            Em
Newly conjured erections are making 
him a killing
Bm                                 
And Richmond St. is illing, so the 
D
graduates are willing
G                                 
To buy in to the pillage, now 
     Em
there is no hope for the village

[Break 1]
Bm                  G       Bm  
P-p-p-prisoners, be silent, 
                 A
b-b-be silent and be sharp

[Verse 2]
Bm                          D
When he was a young man, he conjured
 up a firemare
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G                                 
And burnt off both his eyebrows 
  Em
and half a head of hair
Bm                            D
And then as an apprentice, he took a
 Drowish mistress
G                                 
Who bestowed upon his youthfulness
   Em
 a sense of Champagne Chic
Bm                                 
Oh seduction, his seduction to the 
D
world of construction
        G                        
Now his mind will start to wander 
           Em
when he's not at his computer
Bm                       D
And his massive genitals refuse to 
co-operate
G                        Em
no amount of therapy can hope to 
save his marriage

[Break 2]
Bm                  G       Bm  
P-p-p-prisoners, be silent, 
                 A
b-b-be silent and be sharp
Bm                G        Bm   
Can you hear them talking? 
                      A
Listen, listen through the wall:

[Chorus]
Bm      D      G       Em
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Bm     D            G      Em
Living rent-free is boring me
Bm     D           G   Em
Got no use for my PE Degree
Bm     D          G   Em
Got no use for my pedigree

[Verse 3]
Bm                       D
I feed you every morning and ask so 
little
G                              Em
But you belittle all the work, 
           Em7
all the work that I do
Bm                      D
When you take that walk without 
permission
G                           Em   
I'm not defensive, I'm just 
             Em7
saying this cause I love you
Bm                      D
You know I hate it when your friends
 are in the pool
G                            Em  
Old money stinks, send those 
            Em7
faggots back to Forest Hill
Bm                             D
Contentment? What contentment? I am 
bald and impotent
G                           Em   
Is that what it's about? Oh 
         Em7
honey, honey, shut your mouth