Dental Care

Intro:
D Em C G (x6)


  C        G
I brush my teeth
                D
And look in the mirror
    C         G
And laugh out loud
                    D
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

                C         G
I'd rather pick flowers
           D
Instead of fights
                 C
And rather than flaunt my style
    G
I'd flash you a smile
D
Of clean pearly whites

Em                C
I've been to the dentist
           G                   
A thousand times, so I know the 
 Am
drill
  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the 
chair
    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills

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C      G
Have a seat
                D
He says pleasantly
      C               G
As he shakes my hand
                D
And practically laughs at me

                 C      G
Open up nice and wide
                 D
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
C                          G
"Don't have a fit, this'll just 
pinch a bit"
                   D
As he tries not to grin


C      G       C        G
When hygienists leave on long 
      D
vacations
C           G        C          
That's when dentists scream and 
G          D
lose their patience

G                  C             
Talking only brings the 
    D
toothaches on me
                  C         G
Cause I say the stupidest things
G                     C
So if my resolve goes south
                D            
I'll swallow my pride with an 
  C
aspirin
    G       D
And shut my mouth

C              Em
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          D                     
And that's why I don't drink and 
 G
drive
C                                 
Because, good grief, I'd knock out
    Em
 my teeth
           G                D
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

(Interlude)
play D Em C G (x2)

Em                C
I've been to the dentist
           G                   
A thousand times, so I know the 
 Am
drill
  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the 
chair
    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills