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I work down at the pizza pit
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And I drive an old Hyundai
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I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm five foot three and over weight

[Verse 2]
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I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild 
asthmatic
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Never been to second base
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But theres a whole nother me you 
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need to see
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go check out myspace

[Verse 3]
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Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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I drive a mazeratti im a black 
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belt in karate
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and I love a good glass of wine

[Chorus]
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It turns girls on that I'm 
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mysterious
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I tell em that I dont want nothing 
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serious
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Cause even on a slow day I can 
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have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler on-line.
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So much cooler online

[Verse 4]
G     F      C
I get home I kiss my mom
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And she fixes me a snack
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And I head down to my basement 
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bedroom
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And fire up my Mac

[Verse 5]
G       F        C
In real life the only time I've
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Ever even been to A
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Is when I got the chance With the 
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marching band
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to play tuba in the rose parade

[Verse 6]
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But On - line I live in Malibu
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I pose for Calvin Klien, I've 
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been in GQ
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Im single and I'm rich and I got
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 a set of six pack
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Abs that would blow your mind

[Chorus]
   C    G      D        
It turns girls on that I'm 
      G
mysterious
  C       G      D                
I tell em that I dont want nothing 
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serious
      C         G        D       
Cause even on a slow day I can 
     Em
have a three way
C                   D
Chat with two women at one time
    G       F         C
I'm so much cooler On-line.
G       F        C
Yea I'm cooler online

[Verse 7]
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When you got my kinda stats its hard
 to get a date
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Let alone a real girlfriend
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But I grow another foot and I lose a
 buncha weight
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Every time I log in

[Solo]
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[Verse 8]
C  G D              G
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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Even on a slow day I can have a 
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three way
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Chat with two women at one time

[Verse 9]
G           F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
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Yea I'm cooler online
G           F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G       F      C
Yea I'm cooler online