I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

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Em           B              C    
Give us this day our daily dose 
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of faux affliction
Em
Forgive our sins forged at the 
pulpit
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With forked tongues selling faux 
sermons
   Em         B               C
'cause I am a new wave gospel sharp
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And you'll be thy witness
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So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach
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For God sakes preach with 
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conviction

Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
   C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it, now
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Don't you move
              Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
  C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it now
          B7
Don't you move

     Em
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights

B                             Em
We sure are in for a show tonight

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Em                           B   
In this little number we are 
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graced by two displays of character
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We've got the gunslinger 
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extraordinaire
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Walking contradiction
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And I for one can see no blood 
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from the hearts
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And the wrists you allegedly slit
    Em               B
And I for one won't stand for this
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If this scene were a parish you'd 
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all be condemned

Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
   C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it, now
          B7
Don't you move
              Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
  C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it now
          B7
Don't you move

     Am
Just stay where I can see you
          Em   B
Douse the lights

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We sure are in for a show tonight
Em  B  C

Am
Stay where I can see you
          Em    B
Douse the lights
B7
We sure are in
Em         B     C
Stay where I can see you
          B7
Douse the lights

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La da da da da da da

B7            Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it now
          B7
Don't you move
              Em
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
B
Come, congregation, and let's sing 
it like you mean it
C
No, don't you get it, don't you get 
it now
          B7
Don't you move
Don't you move

( Em  B  C  B7 )

Don't you move
              Em
Strike up the band