Cocksuckers Club

Intro
G
(Hi honey, I’m homo)

(verse 1)
G
He´s thought about it for a long 
long time

D
About being attracted to his own 
kind

C
He´s ready to take those fantasies

D
And make them into something real

Am
And finally do all the things
                                 D
He´s been dreaming of

N.C.                                
            G
He´s joining the cocksucker club

(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
To not have to pretend he was drunk
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When he seduced his roommate on his 
bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows he´s finally ready to 
say
Some of the things
He´s constantly thinking of
By joining the cocksucker club

(chorus 1)
E                                 
So lick lick lick suck suck suck
     A    D


E                              
Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck 
              A           D
fuck
E                                 
Down on your knees, giving good 
             A          D
head
E                                 
Do it on your parents´queen-size 
         A         D           A 
bed
       D


(verse 3, same chords as verse 1)
In high school he´d spend hundreds 
of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the 
showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding dick
But Eric was the one with extra 
yardage to love
By joining the cocksuckers club

(chorus 2, same chords as chorus 1)
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a dick that´s 
new
Is a fun activity to pursue

(interlude)
G  D  C  D

(verse 4, same chords as verse 1)
He´s thought about it for a long 
long time
About being attracted to his own 
kind
He´s finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in 
your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goin´down for love
He´s joining the cocksucker club
              G



(outro)
E                            G   
He´s ready for the cocksucker 
                     A
club

He´s a member of the cocksucker club
G                     C       D 

    G