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Intro
Shown once, repeat until verse. Pat 
plays a full
E instead of a 5th while hammering, 
but my
fingers can't do that easily. This 
is also used
during the "Hey Hey Hey, Ho Ho 
Ho..." part.

   A             E
E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|--2h4----2h4--------------------
A|--0------0------2----2h4--------
E|----------------h4--------------

I think he uses that D on the B 
string, but it's
hard to tell if he's muting or not 
on those high
presence Alvarez guitars.
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A                    D           
E|-------------------------------
B|---------------------3----3----
G|---------------------2h4--2h4--
D|-2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4--0----0----
A|-0----0----0----0--------------
E|-------------------------------
  A        D       A
E|----------------------| 
B|-----------3----3-----| 
G|-----------2h4--2h4---| 
D|2h4--2h4---0----0-----| 
A|0----0----------------| 
E|----------------------| 


               E             A
E|-----------------------------
B|-----------------------------
G|-----------------------------
D|--2h4--2h4--------------2h4--
A|--0-----0------2---2h4--0----
E|---------------0h4-0---------

E|----------------| 
B|----------------| 
G|----------------| 
D|2h4--2h4--2h4---| 
A|0----0----0-----| 
E|----------------| 


Chorus
E         A         E            
E|-------------------------------
B|-------------------------------
G|-------------------------------
D|----------2h4--2h4-------------
A|-2---2h4--0----0----2----2h4--0
E|-0h4-0--------------0h4--0-----
  A       E          A
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4--| 
A|----0-----2----2h4--0----0-----| 
E|----------0h4--0---------------| 

  F#     D     E
  If I had a fork....
E|--2------2-----0---------| 
B|--3------3-----0---------| 
G|--2------2-----1--h2--1--| 
D|--4------0-----2---------| 
A|--4------------2---------| 
E|--2------------0---------| 

Repeat the F#, D and E then into the
 intro for
"hey hey hey, ho ho ho..."

Solo
D    A                  D    A
E|-2---0------------------2----0--
B|-3---2------------------3----2--
G|-2---2------------------2----2--
D|-----2---------2-------------2--
A|-----0-----0-/4-4-2--0-------0--
E|--------0h2---------------------

E|----------------------------------
B|----------------------------------
G|----------------------------------
D|--2h4--2--0h2--0------------------
A|------------------4h5--4--2h4--2--
E|----------------------------------

E|---| 
B|---| 
G|---| 
D|---| 
A|0--| 
E|---| 


  D    A            D   A   E
E|--2----0------------2---0---0---
B|--3----2-----10-----3---2---0---
G|--2----2-----11-----2---2---1---
D|--0----2----12------0| --2---2--
A|-------0----------------0---2---
E|--------------------------------

Slide the last E up, then back to 
the intro. I
didn't put strumming patterns in 
because well, I'm
just too lazy, and if you don't have
 rhythm, a
strumming pattern won't help;-) I 
hope this is of
some use to someone out there.   Go 
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foreverything u need to know about 
this funny song writer!