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A D E F#m E|-0---2---0---2-| B|-2---3---0---2-| G|-2---2---1---2-| D|-2---0---2---4-| A|-0---x---2---4-| E|-x---x---0---2-|Intro:A E D DA E F#m F#mA I know you like to think you'veE found the one,D And it must be, finally, gotta be love,A But you're probably not andE probably didn't (nope)F#m Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playingA Starts with 'show me yours andE I'll show you mine'D Then a couple screenshots end up onlineA E And those dick pics and titty snapsF#m Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)A E D Naked pictures sound like funA Until you break up and they makeE F#m their way to everyone And all of the creepersA E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.A E Don't take those pictures likeF#m you doA E Of you in your birthday suit.Continues after the adD A E F#m You in your birthday suit.A Talkin' that va-jay-jay visionE with a nipple lick flick,D A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'A Cause news moves fast but yourE boobs move quickerF#m Picture that ass on the front page of FlickrA E NSFW, more like anywhere,D Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.A E Awkward pose, bad light, slight bendF#m Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never sendA E D Naked pictures sound like funA Until you break up and they makeE F#m their way to everyone And all of the creepersA E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.A E Don't take those pictures likeF#m you do Of you in your birthday suit. You in your birthday suit.A E Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-oD Face, never make it to the wrong hands.A E The inverse, is the whole universeF#m Sees you shake your holiday hams.A E Background check for the perfect jobD But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dongA There's a booty smack screencapE goin' aroundF#m And you had to get a lawyer to getA E D the nip clip taken down (well, that's what your junk looksA E F#m like,) N.C. (So I guess there's that)A E D Naked pictures sound like funA Until you break up and they makeE F#m their way to your mom And all of the creepersA E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.A E Don't take those pictures likeF#m you doA E Of you in your birthday suit.D A E F#m You in your birthday suit.