Me Make Fire

Me name Og
Here Og cave
Me like make noises
Me bang rocks together

Sparky light come from rocks when bang
Sparky light touch stick
Stick make light, get hot like sun
See what Og make:

Me make fire!
(Me call it "fire")
Me dance around fire
Come dance around fire

Me go
Stomp, stomp, touch-OUCH!
Fire make hurt
Stomp, stomp, no touch fire
Stomp, stomp, stomp, jump, jump, stomp, touch-OUCH!
No touch fire again

Him name Ook Ook
Him no like Og
Him live in cave down hill
Him no like Og noises

Him always take things from Og cave
Ook Ook see Og fire
When Og not looking, him take Og fire
And hide beneath him bear skin

Him now fire!
Ook Ook now fire
Me dance around Ook Ook
Come dance around Ook Ook

Me go
Stomp, stomp, touch-OUCH!
Fire make hurt
Stomp, stomp, no touch fire
Stomp, stomp, stomp, jump, jump, stomp, touch-OUCH!
No touch fire again

Me wonder what make this fire?
Maybe it magic?
Maybe it evil spirits?
Maybe it some sort of complex sequence of exothermic chemical reactions when a combustible material with an adequate supply of oxygen or another oxidizer is subjected to enough heat and is able to sustain a chain reaction-commonly called the fire tetrahedron…
No, it probably magic

Me make fire!
(Me call it "fire")
Me dance around fire
Come dance around fire

Me go
Stomp, stomp, touch-OUCH!
Fire make hurt
Stomp, stomp, no touch fire
Stomp, stomp, stomp, jump, jump, stomp, touch-OUCH!
No touch fire again