Extremely Old With You

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On the day we met I knew that we would end up man and wife
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And now we're gettin' ready for a steady happy married life

[Verse 1]
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I dream about the kissin' and the kids that it'll bring us
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Then all the grandchildren runnin' round at Christmas
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Tradin' in the house for a double-wide camper
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Tradin' in the underwear for old-people Pampers
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I'm so glad that I'm gonna grow extremely old with you

[Chorus]
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(Extremely old) Everyday adventures
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(Extremely old) "Where the hell are my dentures?"
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I'll trim your mole hairs if you'll rub me with Ben-Gay
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(Extremely old) Early-Bird at Denny's
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(Extremely old) Gonna pay with pennies
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I'm gonna love you baby, 'till I forget who you are

[Verse 2]
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Yellin' at the neighbors' kids and actin' anti-soc-i-al
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Snappin' like a twig because we're osteoporo-ci-al
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I'll have a bunch of model trains down in the basement
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You'll have a colostomy and hip replacement
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Cruisin' 'round the house in a pimped-out walker
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Growin' more back hair than Chewbacc-er
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I'm so glad that I'm gonna grow extremely old with you

[Chorus]
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(Extremely old) Moanin' and a'bitchin'
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(Extremely old) Gettin' lost in the kitchen
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We'll always stay together, until we fall apart
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(Extremely old) Just a pair of old-timers
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(Extremely old) His 'n' hers Alzheimers
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Now that I've fallen for you, you know I can't get up
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Now that I've fallen for you, you know I can't get up