GCGCGCGCGGCG
George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
CGFD
You're not going to get any younger, you know
GGCG
Winter is coming, I'm growing impatient
CGFAmD
And you've still got two more damn books left to go
AmDG
So write, George, write like the wind!
GCGCGCGCGGCG
I curse the day that my friend ever loaned me
CGFD
An old dog-eared paperback called Game of Thrones
GGCG
How could I know that this seed would grow into
CGDG
An addiction that held me, right down to my bones
Em
Now, five books later, I lurk with the masses
AmD
Indignant, entitled, and waiting for word
Em
That the great Bearded Glacier has finally published
AmD
Nine hundred more pages of crack for the nerds
AmD
Why does every new verse of your song
FDsus4D
Keep taking you so goddamn long?
GGCG
George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
CGFD
Please give us boiled leather, and sigils and steel
GGCG
We need our allotment of incest and intrigue
CGFAmD
And six page descriptions of every last meal
AmDG
So write, George, write like the wind!
GCGCGCGCGGCG
Lewis took five years to chronicle Narnia
CGFD
Tolkien had twelve years, and Rowling took ten
GGCG
Lucas spent nearly three decades on Star Wars
CGDG
And we all know how that one turned out in the end
Em
You're not our bitch, and you're not a machine
AmD
And we don't mean to dictate how you spend your days
Em
But please, bear in mind, in the time that you've had,
AmD
William Shakespeare churned out thirty-five friggin' plays
AmD
And if you keep writing so slow
FDsus4D
You'll hold up the HBO show
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George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
CGFD
Cause we won't stop whining until we're appeased
GGCG
Crap out the chapters and George, while you're at it
CGFAmDsus4D
Stop killing our favourite characters, please
AmDG
And write, George, write... like the wind!
GCGC
(George R.R. Martin, please write, and write faster
GCDG
Before you are dead, George, please write like the wind)
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