Arthur Mcbride

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Oh me and my cousin one Arthur McBride
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As we went a-walking down by the seaside,
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Now mark what followed and what did betide
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For it being on Christmas morning.
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And for recreation we went on a tramp
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And we met Sergeant Napper and Corporal Cramp.
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And the little wee drummer intending camp
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For the day being pleasant and charming.


[Verse 2]
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“Good morning, good morning” the Sergeant did cry.”
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“And the same to you gentlemen,” we did reply
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Intending no harm as we meant to pass by
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For it being on Christmas morning.
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But says he “My fine fellows if you will enlist
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It’s ten guineas in gold I will slip in your fists
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And a crown in the bargain for to kick up the dust
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And drink the King’s health in the morning.


[Verse 3]
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For a soldier he leads a very fine life
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And he always is blessed with a charming young wife,
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And he pays all his debts without sorrow and strife
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And always lives pleasant and charming.
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And a soldier he always is decent and clean
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In the finest of clothing he’s constantly seen
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While other poor fellows look dirty and mean
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And sup on thin gruel in the morning.”


[Verse 4]
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Says Arthur, “I wouldn’t be proud of your clothes
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For you’ve only the lend of them, as I suppose,
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And you dare not change them one night for you know
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If you do you’ll be flogged in the morning.
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And although that we are single and free,
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We take great delight in our own company
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And we have no desire strange faces to see
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Although that your offers are charming.


[Verse 5]
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And we have no desire to take your advance,
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All hazards and dangers we barter on chance.
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For you would have no scruples for to send us to France
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Where we would get shot without warning.”
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“Oh no,” says the Sergeant, “I’ll have no such chat
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And I neither will take it from spalpeen or brat
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For if you insult me with one other word
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I’ll cut off your heads in the morning.”


[Verse 6]
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And then Arthur and I we soon drew our odds
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And we scarce gave them time for to draw their own blades
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When a trusty shillelagh came over their heads
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And bade them take that as fair warning.
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And their old rusty rapiers that hung by their sides
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We flung them as far as we could in the tide
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“Now take them out, devils,” cried Arthur McBride,
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“And temper their edge in the morning.”


[Verse 7]
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And the little wee drummer we flattened his pouch
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And we made a football of his rowdy dow dow
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Threw it in the tide for to rock and to roll
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And bade it a tedious returning.
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And we having no money, paid them off in cracks
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And we paid no respect to their two bloody backs,
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But we lathered them there like a pair of wet sacks
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And left them for dead in the morning.


[Verse 8]
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And so to conclude and to finish disputes
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We obligingly asked if they wanted recruits,
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For we were the lads who would give them hard clouts
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And bid them look sharp in the morning.
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Oh me and my cousin one Arthur McBride
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As we went a-walking down by the seaside,
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Now mark what followed and what did betide
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For it being on Christmas morning.