Christmas Convoy

           A
It was the dark of the moon and it 
was Christmas soon
G
Only a day away
D                                
D.O.T. was cracking down, and the 
A
toys had been delayed
        A                          
We were stuck in a drift at the ol’
            G
 north pole with 8 mighty anxious 
reindeer
       D
And if Santa didn’t get some help
     A
Well Christmas wouldn’t come this 
year

[Chorus]
    F           C              G 
We need a Christmas Convoy, this 
                  C
ain't no silent night
    F           C              G 
We need a Christmas Convoy, 
                   E
jingle bells and Christmas lights
F                   C          G
Come on and join our Convoy, and
                            C
 nothing's gonna get in our way
F                    C           
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, 
   G                     E
in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A
Christmas Convoy....

N.C.
"Breaker Frosty this here's ol' red 
nose, yeah you wanna move it on over
 for Santa?
Yeah 10-4, he's greasy side up but 
we're bout' to turn this salt-shaker
 out "

[Verse 2]
        A
Well we all pulled outta the ol’ 
north pole
        G
Ears on, eyes open wide
       D
We were shaking the bushes, lookin 
for bear
       A
In our triple digit ride
     A
That wiggle wagon had his bird dog 
on
      G
As it hovered ‘bove the ground
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     D
Red, green and white for chicken 
lights
      A
Decked out and loud and proud

[Chorus]
    F           C              
We got a Christmas Convoy, this 
G                   C
ain't no silent night
   F           C              G  
We got a Christmas Convoy, jingle
                  E
 bells and Christmas lights
F                   C          G
Come on and join our Convoy, 
                            C
ain’t nothing gonna get in our way
F                    C           
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, 
   G                     E
in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A
Christmas Convoy....

N.C.
"Ah Frosty, yeah we're 10-33 and 
back door now,
you're gonna hafta back off the 
hammer a bit cause we're double 
nickle and 'bout to hit the big 
road"

[Verse 3]
         A               G
Well the big elf blew the doors off,
    D
his eight reindeer powered ride
    A
And flew past the bears den in 
Georgia overdrive
A                              G
When on the black ice up ahead, 
there proved to be a pinch
 D
A barricading roadblock
        A
Had been setup by the grinch
               D                   
Well there were teddy bears and 
                C
cars and trucks and toys of every 
size
G
Teetering out of the top of
D
Santa’s shinny ride
   D
But Santa couldn’t back them up
C
No matter what the cost
G                                 
cause if he let that 'ol Grinch 
      D
stop us, this year's Christmas would
 be lost

N.C.
"Ah Rudolph to Santa's Better Half,
ah ya Mrs. Clause you're gonna wear 
your bumper out if you don't back 
off a bit,
we're coming up on antler alley, and
 we need all the help we can get "

[Verse 4]
A
The grinch had all his henchman
G
Lined up on the road ahead
   D
And Santa rolled his window down
A
And his nose and checks turned red
   A
He pulled his hat on low and tight
    G
And put the hammer down
      N.C.
And with a ho ho ho, he was slingin’
 snow

Singing Santa Claus’ coming to town!

[Chorus]
    F           C              
We got a Christmas Convoy, this 
G                   C
ain't no silent night
    F           C              G 
We got a Christmas Convoy, jingle
                   E
 bells and Christmas lights
F                   C          G
Come on and join our Convoy, 
                            C
ain’t nothing gonna get in our way
F                    C           
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, 
   G                     E
in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A
Christmas Convoy....