Older Guy

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I had a birthday, my oh my
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I turned into an older guy
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And older guy is what the girls 
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will say
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(When they) try to tell their mom 
and dad
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That maybe it won't be so bad
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At least he's got a job and isn't 
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gray
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Yet!
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It's right around the corner
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Yeah the time is sneaking up
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It keeps on getting faster every 
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year
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But I'll be happy as can be
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With pretty girls too young for me
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They talk and talk, but I can 
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barely hear
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I have a girl of 25
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She hasn't even been alive
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As long as I've been playing this 
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guitar
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She treats me like her little boy
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I must admit I do enjoy
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Pretending that I'm younger than I 
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are
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And
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She wants to start a family, but in 
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a year or so
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I may not have the strength to 
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raise a kid
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Cause if a child rides piggyback
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I think that you would hear a crack
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And see me break in two just like 
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a twig

Solo

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I had a birthday yesterday
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It came and went and now today
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It's time to get back to my normal 
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life
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Where I forget how old am I
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And walk down to the junior high
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To see if any girls will be my wife
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No!
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I don't think it will happen
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And you probably think I'm wrong
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For chasing younger girls in 
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leather boots
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But I am harmless as can be
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I'll show you if you want to see
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My gun will aim, but it no longer 
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shoots