Viagra

Capo 3

            E                 A   
There was a time when I could make
                E
 love all night long
       E                           
Like a big rooster in the barnyard,
        B7
 I felt strong
    E                           
But now my private part needs an 
  A
emergency jump start
          B7                    
I'm gonna go to Viagra before it 
 E
falls


Continues after the ad
My wife put on a sexy negligee
But I just had to turn the other way
She so full of frustration cause I 
can't rise to the occasion
I'm gonna go to Viagra before it 
falls



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           B7                    E
I know I'm not the man I used to be
            F#                     
This sudden lack of manly prowess 
  B7
is killin' my self esteem
      E                            
But I feel like such a failure with
    A
 my broke down genitalia
          B7                    
I'm gonna go to Viagra before it 
 E
falls
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I know a man who is 96 years old
He poured Viagra in his Jello bowl
But now the old women won't leave 
him alone, he's the king of the 
nursing home
I'm gonna go to Viagra before it 
falls