Absent Treatment

B B E E
B B E E

[Verse 1]
B
Sure I don't drink so you might think that I ain't never gone
B                                            E
But when my song comes on, I dance like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

B
I might be stupid but I'm far from being crazy doe
B                                            E
But when I hit that floor, I dance like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

E                 F#                  B                 E
No degrees of separation between my socks and bathroom floor
E            F#                     B           E
Suddenly I'm Kevin Bacon and it's nineteen eightyfour

[Chorus]
                B7                    F#7
You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
           B7              F#        E
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
         B7                   F#7            B7  E7
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me
E                   F#                 B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]   oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#                B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]  oooooo-ooooh

[percussion interlude for 1 bar! Knocking or tapping your fingers and thumb HARD at 8th notes 
works]

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[Verse 2]
B
So now I'm sippin' on this Fanta all up in my cup
B                                                   E
'Cause I find beer quite yuck but I dance like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

B
And I've been literally just eating Hi-Chew all day long
B                                             E
The strawberry lingers on, so come here and taste it
E
Girl come here and taste it

N.C.
Nah f that
E                            F#              B               E
Vous ne trouverez jamais un gars qui a une faible estime de soi
E                        F#           B                  E
Mais si vous êtes à la recherche de l'homme parfait: c'est moi

[Chorus]
                B7                    F#7
You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
           B7              F#        E
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
         B7                   F#7            B7  E7
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me
E                   F#                 B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]   oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#                B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]  oooooo-ooooh

[Bridge]
E7                                                F#               B            E
Where are all my sentimental girls who like Vampire Weekend and picnics in the park
 E7                   F#                                 B               E
Sentimental girls who don't talk 'bout dick size 'cause that sh*ts kinda yuck
 E7                     F#                B                      E
Sentimental girls who don't have no Tinder and have good taste in art
 E7                     F#                      B                      E
Sentimental girls who don't watch 'Miranda' 'cause that show sucks so hard
E7           F#                      B
Nelson girl. You're just a Nelson girl
                  E7                          B
Spoiled little Nelson girl. Man I love these Nelson girls

[Chorus]
                B7                    F#7
You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
           B7              F#        E
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
         B7                   F#7            B7  E7
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me
E                   F#                 B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]   oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#                B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]  oooooo-ooooh
                B7                    F#7
You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
           B7                        E7
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
         B7                   F#7            B7  E7
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me
E                   F#                 B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]   oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#                B    E
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty]  oooooo-ooooh