Absent Treatment

B B E E
B B E E

[Verse 1]
B
Sure I don't drink so you might 
think that I ain't never gone
B                                 
But when my song comes on, I dance
           E
 like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

B
I might be stupid but I'm far from 
being crazy doe
B                                 
But when I hit that floor, I dance
           E
 like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

E                 F#             
No degrees of separation between 
     B                 E
my socks and bathroom floor
E            F#                  
Suddenly I'm Kevin Bacon and it's
   B           E
 nineteen eightyfour

[Chorus]
                B7                 
You know it's on tonight and you're
   F#7
 gone tonight
           B7              F#     
You got a lot of people telling 
   E
you lies (you lies)
         B7                   
You're gone tonight and that's 
F#7            B7  E7
alright with me
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
      B    E
  oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
     B    E
 oooooo-ooooh

[percussion interlude for 1 bar! 
Knocking or tapping your fingers and
 thumb HARD at 8th notes works]

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[Verse 2]
B
So now I'm sippin' on this Fanta all
 up in my cup
B                                 
'Cause I find beer quite yuck but 
                  E
I dance like I'm wasted
E
I dance like I'm wasted

B
And I've been literally just eating 
Hi-Chew all day long
B                                 
The strawberry lingers on, so come
            E
 here and taste it
E
Girl come here and taste it

N.C.
Nah f that
E                            F#  
Vous ne trouverez jamais un gars 
            B               E
qui a une faible estime de soi
E                        F#      
Mais si vous êtes à la recherche 
     B                  E
de l'homme parfait: c'est moi

[Chorus]
                B7                 
You know it's on tonight and you're
   F#7
 gone tonight
           B7              F#     
You got a lot of people telling 
   E
you lies (you lies)
         B7                   
You're gone tonight and that's 
F#7            B7  E7
alright with me
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
      B    E
  oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
     B    E
 oooooo-ooooh

[Bridge]
E7                                
Where are all my sentimental girls
                F#           
 who like Vampire Weekend and 
    B            E
picnics in the park
 E7                   F#       
Sentimental girls who don't talk 
                          B      
'bout dick size 'cause that sh*ts 
         E
kinda yuck
 E7                     F#        
Sentimental girls who don't have 
        B                      E
no Tinder and have good taste in art
 E7                     F#        
Sentimental girls who don't watch 
              B                    
'Miranda' 'cause that show sucks so
  E
 hard
E7           F#                  
Nelson girl. You're just a Nelson
    B
 girl
                  E7             
Spoiled little Nelson girl. Man I 
             B
love these Nelson girls

[Chorus]
                B7                 
You know it's on tonight and you're
   F#7
 gone tonight
           B7              F#     
You got a lot of people telling 
   E
you lies (you lies)
         B7                   
You're gone tonight and that's 
F#7            B7  E7
alright with me
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
      B    E
  oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
     B    E
 oooooo-ooooh
                B7                 
You know it's on tonight and you're
   F#7
 gone tonight
           B7                      
You got a lot of people telling you
  E7
 lies (you lies)
         B7                   
You're gone tonight and that's 
F#7            B7  E7
alright with me
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
      B    E
  oooooo-ooooh,
E                   F#           
Ooooo-oooooh, [high synth ditty] 
     B    E
 oooooo-ooooh