3x
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|---7-----14--16--14------9--11----9--11-----|
D|---0------0---0---0------0---0----0---0-----|
A|---x------x---x---x------x---x----x---x-----|
E|---7-----14--15--14-----10--10---10--10-----|

E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---|
A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---|
E|----------------------|


====VERSE====

    2x
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--11-------------------6---7----2----4---------0------------|
D|---0-------------------0---0----0----0---------2------------|
A|---x-------------------x---x----x----x---------2------------|
E|--10-------------------7---7----2----3---------0------------|
   What makes you think it won't grow back in a day or two...


(on verse 2, play an A chord for the extra bars, on the word "head")

====CHORUS 1====

      G                    A              F#m                                  Bm    D
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------2-----2----------|
B|----3--------------------2---------------2-----------------------------------3-----3----------|
G|----0--------------------2---------------2-----------------------------------4-----2----------|
D|----0--------------------2---------------4-----------------------------------4-----0----------|
A|----x--------------------0---------------4-----------------------------------2----------------|
E|----3------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------|
   I don't like girls the way they are so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars

    Em                       G
E|------------------------------------|
B|--0------------------------3--------|
G|--0------------------------0--------|
D|--2------------------------0--------|
A|--2------------------------x--------|
E|--0------------------------3--------|
   Then we can pretend it's natural

====CHORUS 2====

    3x
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|---7---------2-----4-----11-------------|
D|---0---------0-----0------0-------------|
A|---x---------x-----x------x-------------|
E|---7---------2-----3-----10-------------|
    Put on whatever makes you attractive...

E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---|
A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---|
E|----------------------|

(SECOND TIME)
        F#m         Bm
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|-------2----------7--------------------------------|
G|-------2----------7--------------------------------|
D|-------4----------9------------12-12-12-12-12-11---|
A|-------4----------9-------------9-10-10-10-12-12---|
E|-------2----------7--------------------------------|
   Yeah that's who you've got to be

Song order:
INTRO
VERSE
CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2
INTRO
VERSE
CHORUS 2 (w/ SECOND TIME)
VERSE (1x only)
CHORUS 1
INTRO

  ENDING
E|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|---7-----14--16--14--------------------|
D|---0------0---0---0--------------------|
A|---x------x---x---x-----7--9---7--9\---|
E|---7-----14--15--14-----5--7---5--7\---|