(So, here′s the deal) I met this guy like a month ago I got to thinking and I was like: What the hell! The only problem is that he's on a screen But he is the man of my dreams And in my head I had it all planned out A little picket fence and a house (three dogs) It′s stupid My mind is not grasping that he's on paper (I guess I'll just) hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won′t seem to align ′Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy And I'm way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and my mind won′t seem to align 'Cause I′ve fallen in love with a fictional guy The actor's cute, but he′s like 33 I guess that's only ten years older than me (give or take) Maybe I'm dumb or it′s just quarantine To be completely honest, 2020 is killing me Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks We get it, you′ve been alone for like six months But he's not real, face the facts This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act (Yeah, I know, I think I′m just gonna) Hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won't seem to align ′Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy Way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and my mind won't seem to align ′Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy Hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won't seem to align ′Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy I′m way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and mind won't seem to align ′Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy