Bros Before Hoes

Hey Machado, my friend I got something to tell you
Hey Machado, my friend I got something to tell you
I found this girl, she's from another world
In an ocean of oysters she's the one with the pearl
I found this girl, she's from another world
In an ocean of oysters she's the one with the pearl

Hey Peixoto, my friend I got something to tell you too
Hey Peixoto, my friend I got something to tell you too
I found true love, it's still hard to believe
In this garden of clovers she's the one with four leaves
I found true love, it's still hard to believe
In this garden of clovers she's the one with four leaves

She spins like a ballerina
Sucks me up like a vacuum cleaner
She's so warm and tender
She smells like lavender
She spins like a ballerina
Sucks me up like a vacuum cleaner
She's so warm and tender
She smells like lavender

What a coincidence, is it not
Is her body fine, yes she's hot
Does she make you laugh, quite a lot
She's really one of a kind, oh my god
What a coincidence, is it not
Is her body fine, yes she's hot
Does she make you laugh, quite a lot
She's really one of a kind, Mazel Tov

Is her name Anita
Does she have blue eyes
If the answer is yes my friend
Then she's fooling around with two guys
Is her name Anita
Does she have blue eyes
If the answer is yes my friend
Then she's fooling around with two guys

Bros before Hoes
Bros before Hoes
Bros before Hoes
Bros before Hoes