Ladies and gentlemen
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To bear witness to the sound
Of Drum And Bass
We regret to announce
That this is not the case
As instead
We come tonight to bring you
The sonic recreation of the end of the world
Ladies and gentlemen
Prepare to Hold Your Colour
OK
Fuck it
I lied
It's Drum and Bass
What you gonna do?
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