I Need A Jew
Peter Griffin
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Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wondrous dancing speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...
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Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew
Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?
Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!
Max:
Hey!