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[Intro]
DA
T-Series! (Yeah!)
F#mE
It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job!
DA
I know we had our differences
F#mE
But today, I just wanna tell you
[Chorus]
DA
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
F#mE
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
DA
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#mE
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1]
DA
Ayy, congratulations to your corporation
F#mE
Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians
DA
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
F#mE
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
DA
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
F#mE
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
DA
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
F#mE
Get used to your past being held against you by the media
DA
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
F#mE
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
DA
For legal reasons, that's a joke; For legal reasons, that's a joke
F#mE
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke
DA
India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best
F#mE
I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
DA
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
F#mE
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-
[Chorus]
DA
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
F#mE
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
DA
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#mE
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus]
DA
Congratulations (Uh)
F#mE
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!)
DA
Congratulations
F#mE
Congratula--tions (Such a big day)
[Verse 2]
DA
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this?
F#mE
T-Series saying, "cease and desist"
DA
Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation"
F#mE
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
DA
T-Series can eat a dick! (Still not defamation)
F#mE
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation)
DA
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
F#mE
That's a blatant racist lie; Yeah, but still not defamation!
DA
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
F#mE
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
DA
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
F#mE
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
DA
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
F#mE
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army
DA
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
F#mE
But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze
[Bridge]
DA
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
F#mE
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
DA
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
F#mE
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
DA
Through all the change and controversy you've been by my side
F#mE
There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
DA
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
F#m (end on F#m and fade)
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[Chorus]
DA
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
F#mE
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Party all day, yeah)
DA
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#mE
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus]
DA
Congratulations (Skratter du)
F#mE
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!)
DA
Congratulations (How fucking lit)
F#mE
Congratula--tions (Such a big day)
[Outro]
DA
Congratulations, T-Series!
F#mED
You did it! Yatta desu ne
AF#mE
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line