E                  A
Johnny feel good, Johnny right on
E                  A
Johnny miss you, Johnny light on
 E
Johnny makes me
 A
Feel strangely
  G      F#     E
Good about myself


[Verse 1]
  E        A
Moderation is a memory
 E               A
Dive right in and let him send me
 E
I could take this
  A
In doses
  G        F#      E
Large enough to kill


[Chorus]
        A
And I never met a man
              D
Who was so pretty inside
         A
He's got diamonds on the
            D
Bed of his thumbnails
      A
And I never realized I was
    D
So dirty and dry
       F#          D
Til he knocked me down
         F#          D
Started dragging me around
        F#            D         B
In the back of his convertible car


[Verse 2]
        E        A
And I liked it
                   E                A
Let me tell you I liked it more and more
    E
Crimson and clover
   A                  G       F#    E
Soon he's taken over all my senses now


[Chorus]
         A
And I never met a man
            D
Who was so pretty inside
           A
He's got petals on the
            D
Bed of his sweat sock drawer
  A                   D
Who the fuck am I to criticize him?
         F#              D
Cause I really need him now
           F#             D
In fact I'm kinda freaking out
           F#
And I'm wondering where
     D          B
The hell you all are


[Refrain]
   E                A
Johnny feel good, Johnny right on
  E                 A
Johnny miss you, Johnny light on
    E
Johnny makes me
      A
Feel strangely
 G      F#     E
Good about myself


[Chorus]
           A
And I've never met a man
           D
I was so crazy about
     A                   D
It kinda has become an obsession to me
     A
I hate him all the time
        D
But I still get up
          F#       D
When he knocks me down
          F#        D
And he orders me around
          F#        D
Cause it loosens me up
       F#         D
And I can't get enough
      F#        D
And I'd pay to spend
       F#      D          B
The night with him some more


[Outro]
         E     A
And I liked it

Let me tell you
    E                 A
I liked it more and more
     E          A
I liked it, I liked it, yeah
            E
I really liked it
    A
I liked it
                            E
I really, really, really liked it
           A
I really liked it
           E
I can't believe it