E A Johnny feel good, Johnny right on E A Johnny miss you, Johnny light on E Johnny makes me A Feel strangely G F# E Good about myself [Verse 1] E A Moderation is a memory E A Dive right in and let him send me E I could take this A In doses G F# E Large enough to kill [Chorus] A And I never met a man D Who was so pretty inside A He's got diamonds on the D Bed of his thumbnails A And I never realized I was D So dirty and dry F# D Til he knocked me down F# D Started dragging me around F# D B In the back of his convertible car [Verse 2] E A And I liked it E A Let me tell you I liked it more and more E Crimson and clover A G F# E Soon he's taken over all my senses now [Chorus] A And I never met a man D Who was so pretty inside A He's got petals on the D Bed of his sweat sock drawer A D Who the fuck am I to criticize him? F# D Cause I really need him now F# D In fact I'm kinda freaking out F# And I'm wondering where D B The hell you all are [Refrain] E A Johnny feel good, Johnny right on E A Johnny miss you, Johnny light on E Johnny makes me A Feel strangely G F# E Good about myself [Chorus] A And I've never met a man D I was so crazy about A D It kinda has become an obsession to me A I hate him all the time D But I still get up F# D When he knocks me down F# D And he orders me around F# D Cause it loosens me up F# D And I can't get enough F# D And I'd pay to spend F# D B The night with him some more [Outro] E A And I liked it Let me tell you E A I liked it more and more E A I liked it, I liked it, yeah E I really liked it A I liked it E I really, really, really liked it A I really liked it E I can't believe it