E          B       E       B
I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO GROW UP
A             F#m
PD TTY AS THE GRASS IS GDE N
       B               F#m          A               B
AND WHIP SMART AS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL'S WIDE (?)

(same as above)
AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO KEEP HIS MONEY IN HIS MATTD SS
AND HIS WATCH ON ANY HAND BETWEEN HIS THIGHS
AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL
I WRITE MY WHOLE LIFE STORY ON THE BACK OF HIS BROWN EYES

CHORUS:
E                        A                 B
WHEN THEY C  THE C UBLE DUTCH THAT'S THEM DANCING

(same as above)
I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO JOIN A CIRCUS SO THE DEATH IS
CHEAP AND GAMES AD  JUST ANOTHER WAY OF LIFE
AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO BE A PROPHET OF E STAKES
BECAUSE FOR EVERY TRUTH THED  AD  HALF A E LLION LIES
AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL HE
LEARNS TO LET HIS HAIR C WN F R ENOUGH TO CLIMB OUTBDE