Miranda

E D E D


[Verse 1]
E                D
Do you have a problem
           E                      D
Would you like someone to solve them
           E                D     
Would you like someone to share in
         B7
 your misery?
 E  A                  G         
Now, I don't know the answer, But
     A               G
 I know a flamenco dancer
           A               G      
Who will dance for you if you will
           B7
 dance for me


[Chorus]
                E  A  E
Her name's Miranda
          F#m               B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
         F#m                 B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A                D    
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band


[Verse 2]
E                 D
Early Sunday morning
          E                  D
When the sermon lines are forming
        E                   D     
And Saturday night is the memories
          B7
 that it gave
E  A                 G           
She is busy in the pantry, far 
A               G
away from Elmer Gantry
        A               G         
Who is busy baking souls that he 
      B7
may save


[Chorus]
                         E  A E
Everybody's soul but Miranda
           F#m              B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
          F#m                  B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A                D    
She bakes brownies for the boys in
        E
 the band


[Verse 3]
E                        D
The dice of death are calling
            E                   D
While the truck of time is falling
         E                 D
By the thumb stuck out on the 
                   B7
highway of the years
Continúa después del anuncio
E  A                 G          
The tollgate at the turnpike, Is
          A                  G
 ignored by those who hitch-hike
         A               G        
And the Howard Johnson food is 
      B7
made of fear


[Chorus]
              E  A E
But not Miranda
          F#m               B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
         F#m                 B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A                D    
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band


[Verse 4]
E                      D
The sun burnt skin is peeling
        E                  D
On the doctors who are healing
           E                D     
And the license plates are 
          B7
laughing on the car
E  A                G    
The pain is so exciting, and 
     A             G
everyone's inviting
        A                G     
You to look upon their operation 
      B7
scars


[Chorus]
              E  A E
But not Miranda
           F#m              B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
          F#m                    B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A               D     
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band


[Verse 5]
 E                      D
The condiments are clashing
        E                        D
While commercial planes are crashing
         E           D            
And the music of the evening is so
   B7
 sweet
E  A                G            
Now fully in agreement Oh, their 
 A                     G
feet have found the cement
           A             G        
And they all believe the signs 
          B7
along the street


[Chorus]
                E  A E
Her name's Miranda
          F#m               B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
         F#m                 B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A                D    
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band


[Verse 6]
E                           D
In the bar we're gin and scotching
       E               D
While the FBI is watching
         E               D        
They are tape recording every 
    B7
other word
E A                 G            
The bartender is bleeding pardon 
A                   G
me, I just was leaving
        A          G          
As another clever voice repeats 
    B7
absurd


[Chorus]
             E  A E
But not Miranda
           F#m              B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
          F#m                    B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A               D     
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band...[END]


[Repeat Verse 1]
E                D
Do you have a problem
           E                      D
Would you like someone to solve them
           E                D     
Would you like someone to share in
         B7
 your misery?
 E  A                  G         
Now, I don't know the answer, But
     A               G
 I know a flamenco dancer
           A               G      
Who will dance for you if you will
           B7
 dance for me


[Chorus]
             E  A E
Her name's Miranda
           F#m              B7
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
          F#m                    B7
And she doesn't claim to understand
            A               D     
She bakes brownies for the boys in
       E
 the band...[END]