Jeff Found a Genie

[First Part]

G            D          Em
Jeff found a genie in a bottle
           C                       
Who said, "I can give you anything 
    D
you ask
        G                 D
You can have your wishes, three
      Em
And a million more for free
       C            D             
It's unlimited just set me to the 
G
task"

[Second Part]

      G             D             
Well, Jeff thought awhile, said, 
       Em
"I want houses
       C                          
I want boats, I want fancy modern 
D
art
       G              D
I want tickets to the MET
       Em
I want my own private jet
      C           D                
And a rocket into space just for a 
G
start!"

[Third Part]

          G               D       
Well, the genie waved her arms and
         Em
 made it happen
    C                          D
His every wish bolted from the blue
    G              D
And folks all over town
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     Em
Grew enamored, gathered 'round
     C                D        
To admire the man who wishes had 
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come true

[Chorus]

                  C               
They said, "Let's hear it for the 
D           G
man who has everything
        C              D        
By good fortune he was set so far 
   Em
apart
           C           D          
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's 
    G
got everything
           C          D           
‘Cause his wishes are only at the 
G
start"

[Fourth Part]

      G                D          
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and 
        Em
he grew worried
          C                        
He said, "Everybody's getting in my
 D
 way"
          G           D
The genie smiled as before
              Em
"You've got a million wishes more
        C           D             
You can even give a bunch of them 
G
away"

[Fifth Part]

      G           D               
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta 
Em
quiet
        C                          
'Til he finally said, "I have just 
         D
one wish more
G         D
I am satisfied
     Em
So I wish that you would die
       C            D         G
So you cannot grant wishes anymore"

[Sixth Part]

          G                D      
Well, the genie's eyes got big and
         Em
 sad and shiny
         C                         
‘Til she finally said, "Your wish 
     D
is my command"
            G            D
And with an effervescent sigh
        Em
She disappeared before his eyes
       C                D     
And no wishes were ever granted 
        G
there again

[Chorus]

         C               D        
So let's hear it for the man who 
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has everything
        C              D        
By good fortune he was set so far 
   Em
apart
           C           D          
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's 
    G
got everything
      C              D            
Every single fucking thing except 
  G
a heart