Reasons To Never Date Again

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I just went out on a date that 
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turned out not to be a date
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Just a solo dinner where you're 
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increasingly late
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I call you and you say you wrote a 
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text you forgot to send
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I just smile and say goodnight and
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 swear I'll never date again


[Verse 2]
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Picking clothes is such a chore, I
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 never know what I should wear
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Am I too assertive if I wear that 
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special underwear?
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I clean my room and water my 
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plants in case you come over and 
then
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I come home drunk and alone and 
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swear I'll never date again


[Chorus]
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I thought that modern dating would 
get easier with time
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I'd have good communication and 
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not have to read your mind
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I think that even Sisyphus would 
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hate this uphill climb
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And I'm not sure that Tinder is 
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what Darwin had in mind


[Verse 3]
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Message in your inbox with the 
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same joke I've told a million times
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Timing out my texts to match the 
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tempo of your last reply
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I could play these games or skip 
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the middleman and sodomize my brain
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At least my mind is getting some 
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more reasons to never date again


[Verse 4]
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Making plans for ten days time I 
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know that she will never keep
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Someone's mom just got to town, 
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someone's cat got put to sleep
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We'll make plans when they get back
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 but never mentions where or when
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I've diagnosed another ghost and 
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reason to never date again


[Chorus]
Em
I thought that modern dating would 
get easier with time
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I'd have good communication and 
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not have to read your mind
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I think that even Sisyphus would 
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hate this uphill climb
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And I'm not sure that Tinder is 
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what Darwin had in mind


[Otro]
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Everything's so casual, 
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everything's so... cool
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Don't let someone close enough to 
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push you in the pool
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Well, I want someone to ruin my life
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I want to fall in love again
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But instead you only ruined my 
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night with reasons to never date 
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again