Scent Of A Mule

G
Kitty Malone sat on a mule

Was riding in style
          C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

buzzard's breaking
            A7                   
Kitty felt laser beams being fired 
D7
at

her head
G
She said, "I hate laser beams

And you never done see me Askin’
C                A7              D7
For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO
N.C.
In Tomahawk County"


[Pre-Chorus]
D
Well she kicked the mule
D/C
And it walked the path
D/B                           D/A
And the aliens fired from behind
D
Till she stopped the mule
D/C
And she kicked the rump
D/B                          D/A
And the big old mule took a big old 
dump


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
                       G
Or you'll smell my mule


Continues after the ad
[Verse]
G
She felt the fire against her neck

And it saddened her to feel it burn
C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

breeding Holstein
             A7
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' 
for
D7
fightin'
N.C.
In Tomahawk County."

D                     D/C
A little guy from the UFO
D/B                      D/A
Came on out and said his name was 
Joe
          D                      
She said, "Come on over for some 
D/C
lemonade
    D/B                          
Just follow me now with the whole 
D/A
brigade"


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
                       G
Or you'll smell my mule


[Verse]
G
They walked into her cabin shack

They had never seen a southern home
C
And they liked it, better than their
 UFO
A7                         D7
They liked it, they really liked it


[Bridge]
           D         C      
They said, "Here's a place of 
  F
elegance
G        C               
Here we shower ourselves in 
   F
lightness"
D         C        F
Here's a place of elegance
G        C                 F
Here we shower ourselves in 
lightness
D         C        F
"Here's a place of elegance
G        C               
Here we shower ourselves in 
    F
lightness"
D         C        F
Here's a place of elegance
G        C
Here we shower ourselves in-


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch 
out

where you go
F         C               A7   
You better stop that laser game
D    D/C     D/B    D/A