G
Kitty Malone sat on a mule

Was riding in style
          C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

buzzard's breaking
            A7                   D7
Kitty felt laser beams being fired at

her head
G
She said, "I hate laser beams

And you never done see me Askin’
C                A7              D7
For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO
N.C.
In Tomahawk County"


[Pre-Chorus]
D
Well she kicked the mule
D/C
And it walked the path
D/B                           D/A
And the aliens fired from behind
D
Till she stopped the mule
D/C
And she kicked the rump
D/B                          D/A
And the big old mule took a big old dump


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
                       G
Or you'll smell my mule


[Verse]
G
She felt the fire against her neck

And it saddened her to feel it burn
C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

breeding Holstein
             A7
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for
D7
fightin'
N.C.
In Tomahawk County."

D                     D/C
A little guy from the UFO
D/B                      D/A
Came on out and said his name was Joe
          D                      D/C
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
    D/B                          D/A
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
                       G
Or you'll smell my mule


[Verse]
G
They walked into her cabin shack

They had never seen a southern home
C
And they liked it, better than their UFO
A7                         D7
They liked it, they really liked it


[Bridge]
           D         C        F
They said, "Here's a place of elegance
G        C                  F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D         C        F
Here's a place of elegance
G        C                 F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness
D         C        F
"Here's a place of elegance
G        C                   F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D         C        F
Here's a place of elegance
G        C
Here we shower ourselves in-


[Chorus]
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F         C               A7     D7
You better stop that laser game
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F        C               D
Take your laser beams away
F          C                G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F         C               A7   D    D/C     D/B    D/A
You better stop that laser game