Two Of Them Kissed (last Night)
Phoebe Buffay
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There was a girl, we'll call her Betty
And a guy. Lets call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.
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Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie
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He MUST decide, he MUST decide
even though I made him up he Must decide...