E                   A
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
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Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
D              E          A
Said all you need is to write them a song
D                                 E
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
D           E
No don't sing along
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Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
A      E        A    D      E       A
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
    D        A    E       D         A       E
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy                               
      A          E        A                  E
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!