Tabbed By Rob Semmeling (*)

Played with 2 guitars (that play the same thing most of the time)
Oh, and get someone that can play the harmonica!

Chords Used:

    E   A   F#  D   G   e
e-|-------------------------------------|
B-|-------------------------------------|
G-|--9----------7-----------------------|
D-|--9--7---4---7---5---2---------------|
A-|--7--7---4---5---5---2---------------|
E-|-----5---2-------3---0---------------|

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Intro:
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Guitar 1:

e (p.m.)


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Verse 1
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(Guitars 1 and 2)

      A                           E
I was sitting with a bloody head, outside of X
       A                     E
At the Berkeley Square in my proud boy dumbness
      F#                     D
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
          E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said, checking is for wimps

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Verse 2
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      A                     E
So, I flew into the hedge, up and above
        A                        E
Looking at the blue skies below flying like a dove
       F#                    D
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
     E
No, I'm in pain, duh

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Chorus
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D    G    A (3x)

ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........

After third repeat:

Guitar 1:  Let D ring
Guitar 2:  D   |   G   |   A   |  (p.m.)


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Verse 3
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Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground

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Verse 4
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And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when they go by

Play first part of verse like this:

Guitar 1:
   A       E
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-9-9-9--------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5----------------------------|

Guitar 2:
   A       E
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-x-9-x--------------------|
D|-7-x-7-x-9-x-9-x--------------------|
A|-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x--------------------|
E|-5-x-5-x----------------------------|

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Chorus
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D    G     A

ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........

(End On A)