EAF#DGEe|-|-------------------------------------|
B|-|-------------------------------------|
G|-|--9----------7-----------------------|
D|-|--9--7---4---7---5---2---------------|
A|-|--7--7---4---5---5---2---------------|
E|-|-----5---2-------3---0---------------|---------Intro:
---------
Guitar 1:
E (p.m.)
---------Verse 1
---------
(Guitars 1 and 2)
AE
I was sitting with a bloody head, outside of X
AE
At the Berkeley Square in my proud boy dumbness
F#D
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said, checking is for wimps
---------Verse 2
---------AE
So, I flew into the hedge, up and above
AE
Looking at the blue skies below flying like a dove
F#D
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
E
Kathleen walked up, said, "You alright?"
No, I'm in pain, duh
---------Chorus
---------DGA (3x)
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........
After third repeat:
Guitar 1: Let D ring
Guitar 2: D | G | A | (p.m.)
---------Verse 3
---------
Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground
---------Verse 4
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And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy, Kathleen
Play first part of verse like this:
Guitar 1:
AEe|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-9-9-9--------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5----------------------------|Guitar 2:
AEe|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-x-9-x--------------------|
D|-7-x-7-x-9-x-9-x--------------------|
A|-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x--------------------|
E|-5-x-5-x----------------------------|---------Chorus
---------DGA
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........
(End On A)