Katleen

    E   A   F#  D   G   E
e|-|------------------------------
B|-|------------------------------
G|-|--9----------7----------------
D|-|--9--7---4---7---5---2--------
A|-|--7--7---4---5---5---2--------
E|-|-----5---2-------3---0--------

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Intro:
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Guitar 1:

E (p.m.)

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Verse 1
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(Guitars 1 and 2)

      A                           
I was sitting with a bloody head, 
E
outside of X
       A                     E
At the Berkeley Square in my proud 
boy dumbness
      F#                    
Half drunk, half sexed, half 
 D
conscious
          E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check
 it?"
I said, checking is for wimps
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Verse 2
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      A                     E
So, I flew into the hedge, up and 
above
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        A                      
Looking at the blue skies below 
  E
flying like a dove
       F#                    D
I was head over heels when I hit the
 manhole cover
     E
Kathleen walked up, said, "You 
alright?"
No, I'm in pain, duh
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Chorus
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D    G    A (3x)

ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........

After third repeat:

Guitar 1:  Let D ring
Guitar 2:  D   |   G   |   A   |  
(p.m.)

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Verse 3
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Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic
 school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it 
hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take 
me home
Or just join me on the ground
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Verse 4
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And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the
 pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when
 they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a
 guy, Kathleen

Play first part of verse like this:

Guitar 1:
   A       E
e|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|---------9-9-9-9----------------
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----------------
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------
E|-5-5-5-5------------------------


Guitar 2:
   A       E
e|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|---------9-x-9-x----------------
D|-7-x-7-x-9-x-9-x----------------
A|-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x----------------
E|-5-x-5-x------------------------

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Chorus
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D    G     A

ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........

(End On A)