Dm  F  Dm  F  .....

Dm                F                 C     Dm
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are

                           F                 C    Dm
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are

    F                         C
And when your hand is on your heart

D7
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging

Dm7
Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find down in the pig mine

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh

                 Dm    F         Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G
But you really a cry______


Dm                F                 C      Dm
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are

                       F                 C    Dm
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are

F                                 C
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

D7
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin

Dm7
And good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh

                    Dm    F     Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G
But you're really a cry______


Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G

F  D#  F  D#  F  D#  F  D#  F  D#  F  D#  Dm  ....

Dm  F  Dm  F  Dm  F  Dm  F  Dm  F  Dm  F  Dm  F


Dm                   F                 C    Dm
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are

                            F                 C    Dm
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are

       F                                  C
You're trying to keep our feeling off the street

Dm
You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused

.......!  .......!  .......!  .......!

You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside

Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat

                    Dm   F      Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G  Dm  G
But you're really a cry_____


Dm  G  F  G
[Repeat and fade]