Vegetable Man

In yellow shoes
I get the blues
So I walk the street with my plastic feet
With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink
Theres a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers

In my paisley shirt
I look a jerk
And my turquoise wasitcoat is quite outta sight
But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man! Where are you?

So I change my gear
And I bugger my knees
And I cover them up with the latest cuts
My pants and socks are all in a box
It does take long to find darn old socks
The watch
Black watch
My watch
With a black face
And a date in a little hole

And all the luck
Its what I got
Its what I wear
Its what you see
It must be me
Its what I am!
Vegetable man! Where are you?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Hah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh!
I've been looking all over the place
For a place for me
But it ain't anywhere
It just ain't anywhere

Vegetable man, Vegetable man
Vegetable man. Vegetable man
Vegetable man, Vegetable man

He's the kind of fella you just gotta see if you can
Vegetable man