Anal Beads

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Anal beads,   Anal beads
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Anal beads,   Anal beads

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It goes pop pop pop when it's coming
 up my asshole.
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And it feels good. And it feels 
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good. And it feels good. And it 
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feels good tonight.
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In the darkest of times, they're 
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there for me.
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In the darkest of times, these 
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anal beads take care of me

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Shove it up real good. Now it 
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kinda hurts. Oh noooo!
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And I   -     I aha  -     
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aha-ambulance. Call the ambulance

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Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is 
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bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is 
bleeding
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Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing 
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wrong with that. Ain't nothing 
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wrong with that.
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   Ain't nothing wrong with 
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that      Ain't nothing wrong 
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with that
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My ass is bleeding. Ass is 
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bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is 
bleeding
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Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. 
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Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding...